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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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