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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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