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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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