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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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