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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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