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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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