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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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