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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simpkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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