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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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