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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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