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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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