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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Misty eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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