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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gizmo eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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