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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simba eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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