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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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