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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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