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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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