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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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