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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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