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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Toby eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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