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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Toby eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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