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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luna eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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