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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tilly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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