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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Millie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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