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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Charlie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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