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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Molly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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