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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Molly eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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