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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bella eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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