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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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