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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Poppy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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