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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Poppy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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