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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pennywise eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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