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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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