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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Frodo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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