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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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