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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Voldemort eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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