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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Weasley eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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