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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Akira eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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