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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Kirk eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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