Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.