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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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