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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Worf eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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