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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Worf eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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