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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rex eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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