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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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