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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pebbles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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