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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Roxy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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