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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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