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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Piper eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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