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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Izzy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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