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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ginger eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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