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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Maya eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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