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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Stella eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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