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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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