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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Champ eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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