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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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