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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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