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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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