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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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