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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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