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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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