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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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