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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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