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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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